Author: ethanmblogs

I am thankful for many things this year here are my top three. The first thing I am thankful for is fantasy football. Every Sunday when school is just around the corner you feel a sense of dread but not with fantasy football. It helps you have fun, connect with your friends and most importantly trash talk. I have spent countless hours watching football but fantasy football helps me play right beside my favorite team, be the coach of my favorite players while also being a owner general manager and everything else on a real life football team. The second thing I am thankful for is my parents. They have spent countless hours helping me with school, life and just anything that needs mending. Whenever I am feeling down I can always count on my parents to bring me back up. They also give me food, housing and electricity along with countless things other kids just don’t get. The third and last thing I am thankful for is In-N-Out. Whenever I feel depressed In-N-Out (along with Ben and Jerry’s) is always by my side. I have spent countless hours at In-N-Out either chowing down on a 4×4 or chomping on some animal fries and even sipping the miraculous milkshakes (yes I know that rhymes) makes In-N-Out my go to hamburger place.

I got three wishes from a genie! With the first wish I am going to wish for infinite genies so that I can have infinite wishes this is also good because I can help all the world’s problems and make everyone happy 👍. The second thing I would wish for is for the rams to make it to the Super Bowl. I would wish for this because I and millions of other fans would be able to watch their favorite team play in the Super Bowl (Probably against the Kansas City Swifities.) another reason I would do this is so I can convince my parents to let me go to the Super Bowl since they both love the rams and I have never seen an NFL game in real life (Though I do watch football for 5 hours every Sunday from my couch.) . My last wish is to get into USC. I would want to do this because it has always been my dream to go to USC and I want to make that a reality. Another reason I would want to do this is because I would want to be in the student section for the college football games because I want to know what it feels like.

For this month I read Dog man Unleashed by Dav Pilkey. This story is about a part man part dog named Dog man and an evil fish (we never get his name) who becomes evil and starts causing crimes after taking too much brain increasing dots. When the evil fish starts causing havoc, the dog man and his good pal chief work to start trying to capture the evil fish by putting money out in the open to try to lure him in. I recommend reading this book because the story has lots of comedid things like a talking evil cat named Petey and courageous characters like Dogman and Chief. This story also has some very interesting things. For example Chief has been a chief for 50 years since he was a baby. In conclusion this is why I recommend this book. My favorite character is Dog Man. Dog Man is my favorite character because he saves the world and his friends when they get in sticky situations. One of his character traits is helpful. A part in the story that proves this is when he saved chief from an explosion in the bank. For these reasons, dog man is my favorite character. My favorite quote from Dog man unleashed is “always be yourself man.” This is my favorite quote because it makes you feel good and ends the story on a good note.

It would be a dream to have a perfect day and it would go like this. First I would wake up and win the lottery jackpot which for one billion dollars. I’d give 500 million to my parents and 100 million to my grandparents, and 50 million to charity. This would make me happy because my entire family generation would never have to worry about money ever again. And people who need food and homes can get started in the right direction with the money I have given. After that at around 11 A.M I would take a limousine to canes and order the caniac combo with extra canes sauce. Then I would go to ruby’s and order an extra large Oreo milkshake to wash it all down. I ate this meal to make my taste buds happy which makes me happy. Then I would go to the gym and run on the treadmill for 2 hours to attempt to lose some of the calories I just gained. After that at around 3:30 I would head to game seven of the NBA finals (which I would be sitting court side at) to watch the Lakers and Celtics compete. The lakers would win the game 154-153 in triple overtime with a walk-off three from Bronny james. Once the game is over I would head to the Super Bowl at Sofi stadium in Inglewood and watch the Rams beat the Kansas City swiftes with a Hail Mary (A play where all of the receivers on one team sprint to the end zone and the quarterback throws it as hard as he can at the end zone) to Lebron James. Finally at around 10 pm I would go to bed in my 20 story mansion.

 

I would want to be twenty-one years old forever. I would choose this age because, I can drink, I can drive, and I can play football forever because my body stays young and healthy and I am always in my prime. The first reason I would be twenty one years old forever would be because I can drink alcohol which apparently is very good and is a necessity in adulthood. The second reason I would be twenty-one is because I can drive. I would want to drive because it is very easy to get around and I can sell it once it is very old so it will be vintage and expensive. The third reason I would be twenty-one forever would be so I could play football forever. This is good because I love football plus my body would stay healthy and athletic. Also I would know every team’s game plan and my team would win because of it.

I woke up at 7:30 to the sound of my screeching alarm clock when I realized I was going to be late for my job at the circus I franticly put on my costume and ran outs the door without breakfast I got to work at around 7:45 and ran past my boss trying to avoid a confrontation I went straight to my unicycle and started riding around making kids cry. Sometimes I wonder how I got here a clown getting pies thrown at him.  I went to UCLA maybe that’s why this is my phony job. Anyways after I ruined some kids birthday party I go hop on call of duty and make kids cry on video games maybe I’m destined to make kids cry. Anyways I decided to spend 10 hours on my PlayStation because I have nothing better to do, and go to bed at 10 pm. When I wake up it’s 7:00 so I go to work early but while I’m unicycling I run over a rock and fall of my unicycle! All the kids are dying with laughter while I think I’m dying. Luckily I’m ok and I only broke my arms, legs and ribs.

The movie world in Ratatouille is somewhere I would like to live. One reason I would like to live in the ratatouille universe is because I would want to have dishes prepared by legendary rat chef Remy. The dish I would like to try most would be his famous ratatouille which made even the most hated food critic cry with joy and it gave his restaurant many awards. Another reason I would want to live in the Ratatouille universe is because I would like to have chef Remy teach me how to make dishes like spaghetti to impress my mom and make her happy. The last reason I would like to live in the Ratatouille universe is so I can have a pet that can talk and I can talk to whenever I want.

For this month, I read Dog Man by Dav Pilkey. The story is about a dog and a cop who get exploded by a bomb. In order to save the cop and dogs life they sew the cops body onto the dogs head and the global phenomenon dog man emerged from the ashes. Dog man meets chief as the story continues chief and dogman became best friends and vow to fight crime for as long as they live. This book has a lot of interesting things for example dog man has expert kung fu and a nose that can smell things from miles away but he gets easily distracted by squirrels and squeaky balls. Also dog man acts like a dog which leads to some hilarious interactions with other humans in the book. In the end this is why I recommend this book. My favorite character in this book is chief. Chief is my favorite character because he is always getting into wacky situations and makes the book fun to read. One of his character traits is he is mean. A quote that proves this character trait is when he tells dog man “YOU ARE THE WORST COP, EVER!!” This quote proves. Chief is mean because he doesn’t care how his words will affect others. My favorite quote from Dog Man is when the nurse says “what if we sew the dogs head onto the cops body” this is my favorite quote because it saves dog man’s life and without the nurse saying that

For this month, I read Dog Man by Dav Pilkey. The story is about a dog and a cop who get exploded by a bomb. In order to save the cop and dogs life they sew the cops body onto the dogs head and the global phenomenon dog man emerged from the ashes. Dog man meets chief as the story continues chief and dogman became best friends and vow to fight crime for as long as they live. This book has a lot of interesting things for example dog man has expert kung fu and a nose that can smell things from miles away but he gets easily distracted by squirrels and squeaky balls. Also dog man acts like a dog which leads to some hilarious interactions with other humans in the book. In the end this is why I recommend this book. My favorite character in this book is chief. Chief is my favorite character because he is always getting into wacky situations and makes the book fun to read. One of his character traits is he is mean. A quote that proves this character trait is when he tells dog man “YOU ARE THE WORST COP, EVER!!” This quote proves. Chief is mean because he doesn’t care how his words will affect others. My favorite quote from Dog Man is when the nurse says “what if we sew the dogs head onto the cops body” this is my favorite quote because it saves dog man’s life and without the nurse saying that

 

Just thinking about my favorite meal almost gives me a heart attack. If you ask me what it is I will go into a frenzy. For starters you get the Caniac combo from canes and add in a lemonade also the extra canes sauce is a necessity. Then you get Dino nuggets and a 4×4 from in n out animal style with animal style fries but instead of using the In-N-Out fries go to McDonald’s and get a large fry from there. Then you put the canes sauce and wings in the 4×4 burger. The sauces combine perfectly between the canes sauce and spread in the burger adding an incredible boost of oozing flavor. The meat and cheese from the burger combined with the chicken strips are revolutionary, because it adds the juicy meat with the scrumptious chicken flavor. A perfect bite any time. Then for the side you add the extra canes sauce in with the animal style ingredients plus the McDonald’s fries and mix. The spread canes sauce and American cheese almost puts you in a coma because of how good it is. Finally the McDonald’s fries add so much to the table because there crunch and flavor a necessity to the dish.

My dream home is a 50 story house in Los Angeles California near Beverly Hills. My dream home will have 1 1,000 acre pool made from pure diamond with an aquarium of great white sharks and beautiful fish I would also have a McDonald’s a Starbucks a raising canes a Chick-fil-A and a chipotle restaurant all in my house. For fun I would  have a bowling ally made of gold and 3,000 free vending Machines stocked with Gatorade and good and gather ceaser salads from Vons because I like sports I would have a full 100 yard football field worth 5 trillion dollars that could fit 400,000 people. I would have 10 NBA sized basketball courts made of the highest quality wood available on earth. I would have the most expensive gaming chair, desk, controller soundboard and LED lights available so I can grind call of duty. I would have a full parking garage full of every Lamborghini,McLaren, Bugatti, Ferrari and cyber truck. I would have a 2000 foot kitchen made from diamond and marble glass. I would have a formula one sized go cart track with the best F1 cars in the world. I would have 2 dogs named Joe and Biden